A Typical Coffee Shop Exchange

 
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Can I have a name for the order?

Mishaal.

Michelle?

No, Mishaal. M-I-S-H –

What a weird name. Where are you from?

Washington, D.C. 

No, like where are you really from?

Pakistan. But I moved here when — 

That's the Middle East right? I've got a friend from Persia.

It's not in the Middle East, it's — 

Here's your coffee, Michelle! 

– thank you.